The source of some of my poems relates back to my mid-twenties when I worked as a salesman for a large UK Brewer.
I had just moved to London and when this job came up it seemed an ideal way to get to know the city (and of course its watering holes), the post came with a company car and generous expenses so I took it.
My territory was mainly all the SW postal districts of London, from the Kings Road in Chelsea down to Wimbledon and some plush suburbs like Surbiton and Esher.
In those days the pubs were restricted on trading hours so they would open around 11am and close at 3pm, before opening again around 6pm in the evening.
This left myself and my three colleagues in London with nothing to do in the interim (we had to do evening calls as well).
However, all laws have loopholes including the then UK Licencing ones, so hotel bars and private clubs were allowed to trade all day, which led us to having afternoon meetings at the 'Pavilion Tennis Club' in Neasden, a private drinking club owned by 'diamond geezer' Les.
It was impossible to play tennis there, but this was irrelevant, the bar was always open and had an eclectic mix of customers, mainly male and mainly 'dodgy'.
I took some friends there one evening and the experience led me to write 'Pavilion Tennis Club', a poem currently on my blog, which gives more detail about this amazing club.
The best part of my new job however, was covering the Wimbledon Tennis Tournament.
I had to attend all day every day throughout the fortnight and do two circuits of every bar on their premises and phone through all their drinks orders, tough, but someone had to do it.
It came with an 'Access all Areas' pass and a badge allowing my car to enter via the main gates (priceless!).
I was amazed to discover that the Centre Court was hollow underneath and used as a store, mainly for our beer, so we built a pub bar down there out of beer crates, complete with a dart board and draught beer on a pump, so while you might have been watching a 'duel in the sun' between two great tennis players, I could have been underneath playing darts.
The experience led me to write 'Wimbledon or SW19' a poem contrasting the gentility of the tennis with the gladiatorial approach of the now defunct Wimbledon FC Football Club, which is in my new collection of poems entitled:
'A Message to Father Time'
I will do a video blog shortly and explain other sources of inspirations for my poetry, but meanwhile thank you for taking the time to read this blog.
Thursday, 11 August 2016
Pavilion Tennis Club
My blog about the years I spent as a brewery salesman explains the background to this poem, I hope you enjoy it.
Pavilion Tennis Club
Poor
old Neasden, butt of silly jokes
Spliced
in two by the North Circular Road
What
could ever make you famous?
It
should have been your tennis club
Frequented
by people just slightly below
The
top social strata who neigh "helloos".
Queen's Club is for the privileged few
But
the Pavilion was for anyone who
Wanted
to drink all day
Enjoying
cabaret, performed by a transvestite
Miming
to records by his icon Shirley
Could
Simon Cowell make his night?
No,
it was thirty years too early.
This poor male artist was wearing a thong
So
tight…that even a ball boy might
Think
twice about retrieval.
He
was changing in full view
Not
yet a pretty sight
But
my party all saw
Enough
to pay a quid each at the door.
Les, the owner and 'mine host' collected the dosh
His
charge for this artistic coup
And
possibly a reward to
The
performer who
Might
blow him away,
As
well as the audience
When
the public performance was through
There are subtle
differences between
Queen's
and The Pavilion
The
latter had only one tennis court
And
the chances of playing on it were nought
Due
to the presence of a massive tree
Whose
trunk was where the net should be.
But
c’mon,
Where
would you have had the most fun!
Copyright © Peter Wheeler 2016
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If you would like to read more of my poems, I have just published a new collection entitled:
This includes 65 poems written over the last three years covering many topics and usually with my ironic sense of humour added to give food for thought.
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